Mr. Lamayah insists on going to the International Dragon Boat Race tomorrow
Are you kidding?
Did you tell him it's highly dangerous?
I asked you and you said
you're wearing a level 4 vest
You have a 9mm, besides at this close range the bullet shouldn't have picked up velocity
there's no way anything could go wrong
But I know it'll hurt quite a lot
Thus I can stuff your airhead with a pillow and hit you with a few blows
and you won't die from that either!
Is your captain seeing someone?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
in fact she's the goddess of his dreams
You said you're meeting the moron here?
Where's he?
Sam! Hello!
Good morning...
Brian, you're tired?
Pulled an all nighter, Jerry bro...
Rachel, who sent it? I don't know
Look, quick...
It's Dan It's really Dan Let's see, it's not for you
it's for Madam
Are you sure? Madam... Someone sent you a box of chocolates
Thanks... split it between you guys
Okay, it's from Madam's fans
But I had my 2 minutes share ofjoy
It's not yours to covet Split the chocolates
I'll do it...
See how attractive Madam is the men are all dead at the drop of a hat
That's why I'm worried about the moron
You mean Stud Keung
No, who has the time to worry about him
Stop pretending... Iook at yourself... unless you're worried about Yeung Sir
Can't I be worried about Madam?
Why worry, it's only to help her out
and she's not trying to scam his money
and sex is not an issue with men
Don't dismiss love scams, it hurts bad and a lot of people commit suicide for that
What's so special about it we deal with it quite a bit every year
You're different, you're cold-blooded
Look at Stud Keung, he flirts with flair
he's thirty... no way he'll kill himself
You never know, it might be too late by then
They've only got zero weeks of romance how hurt can he be? As long as Madam...
gets out of the sticky situation everything can be resolved eventually
I still think it's wrong
Fa, see if this is what Madam wants
Okay, I'll bring him with me tomorrow and you can try him out, no problem...
Pay up for your lost bet, okay... bye...
Fa... Fa... what's up?
Brian asked me to give this to you and see if it's of any use
I'll do that later
Madam...
Hello... can you hold... you need me?
It's nothing, I'd better get going
Yes, what's the deal with tomorrow night Meet the parents?
Okay, I'll be there at eight
Remember we're having breakfast together tomorrow morning, okay?
Don't, someone will see us
Come on, the doorman is not watching and there's nobody there
He's watching out of the corner of his eye
No way... He's looking this way
I only held your hands 3 times today 3 is not enough?
It was five times last time we went out
No...
Lift up?
Did I put on weight?
Okay, don't stay on the line for too long... I don't want to hang up either...
But I don't want you to get dark circles under your eyes tomorrow, pretty face...
Okay, okay... bye... bye
Poor me
It's all my fault, my love has poisoned my pretty lady, it's all my fault...
Oh, baby
Are you in such a rush and can't wait till you get home...
Quickie? Go... wow... you cheapskates
don't even want to pay to get a room...
What are the odds of that... coming back together, huh? Naughty...
What? You think I really want to be with him
I'm not a bully and take up the whole lift
Yes, yes, yes...
What's wrong with you, are you crazy? Whatever...
Last time you said your friend wanted to date in secret, right?
Of course not, I'd love to, if I am I'd tell everyone
Really, you're practically glowing and it's not because of love?
You crazy person, you know I like Bowie but Bowie doesn't like me...
I'm asking you again, is it you?
I said don't talk about it again don't talk about my misery...
Good thing you couldn't get Bowie otherwise you would so regret it
Why would I regret it?
Bowie's goody-two-shoes look... It's all a hoax!
What are you saying?
Have you heard of Tsim Sha Tsui's Brad Pitt?
Who's that?
He's only after the flirtatious sluts...
and Bowie hooked up with him
What? You've got the wrong buzz
Buzz? I saw it with my own eyes
Bowie normally pretends to be a lady but she's a seductress when she's with him
And sweet talks him to the point
where it gets really embarrassing...
I know you don't believe me
just ask around, a lot of people know
I know I'm really direct and brash but I just don't want to see you go down
Okay, let's down two cans of beer then...
TST Brad Pitt
Here's another one...
What?
Another one to die for love, look...
Come to think of it, why don't we tell Dan then he can give up and won't get so hurt
There's only a few days to go
No, I have a plan, we'll spill the beans on everything and tell him to help Madam
then it'll solve Madam's problem and he'll still be fine...
Don't you dare, what if he refuses?
Even if he does, it won't be as real
and Madam will be in more trouble if it all falls apart
But it's really tragic for him...
How can we help Madam and not hurt him?
Didn't I say you still have feelings for that Stud Keung...
Look at yourself...
Well, don't we need to help our neighbour and just see him jump to his death?
Still won't admit it? But I understand... with your limited experience in love
feelings ignited can't be retrieved easily
Relax, Madam said she'll dump him as soon as her situation has been resolved
By then, you could have him back if you still have feelings for him...
Maybe he'll be so devastated he'll fall for you again instead...
Are you done yet? A load of crap... I don't have the time for this, let me see
I'm the one who doesn't, I'm going to pee
Why have you left the door open again?
What's up?
Where's Bowie?
She's in the bathroom
Right... Do you have time?
I have something to tell you
Good, good, do you have time? I have a lot of things to tell you
What?
Quickie is seeing his ex-girlfriend
What girlfriend?
Central's Jennifer Aniston What Central Jennifer Aniston?
His ex
And? It's a big problem
Hi... Hello, hello... have a seat
Well?
This Central Jennifer Aniston seduces numerous naive men with her beauty
First she gets their love then scams them for their money
Then she kicks them into prostitution and turns them into pimps
Destroying their future and their lives...
Women like that exist?
Of course, good thing I rescued him from the pits a few years ago, you know...
But this time Jennifer Aniston is going after him big time
Leaving Quickie so smitten now he drinks till the wee hours
not only is he slacking at work he's not studying either, what do you think?
We can't do anything, why not call the cops?
That's too drastic... why don't you talk him into staying away from girls like this?
I don't know their history, it's tough...
Mosquito, a big mosquito...
A lot of mosquitoes
Excuse me, it's the phone
Mosquitoes everywhere
Hello, right... I was just about to call you
Where are you going? Revenge
Why are you laughing?
You owe me an explanation!
Get in first
Sure, come on Come on
Who's TST Brad Pitt?
I haven't asked you who's this Central Jennifer Aniston?
Speak!
You have the nerve to be a two timer!
You have a boyfriend and still flirt around
When did I do that? Where's the evidence?
No... no? Then why do you pretend to be cute and coy
if not to flirt with boys, then what?
You're too much, you bully!
He deserves it, who told him to deny dating
No... they seem to be arguing
Who tells them to date in secret They deserve to be made fun of
You made up the story about Quickie getting back together with his ex?
Not only that, I said Bowie is two-timing
How could you make fun of that?
Look at them, you've screwed them up
It's no fun if I don't make some fun Look at them, so funny...
You two-timing bastard, you flirt... Are you tallking about yourself?
All men are crap! You bastard... Not as deceiving as you women are!
What are you looking at? Never seen people quarrel?
The lift is full, take the next one
You are... you think are so devoted
Are they gonna be okay? They're fighting
Quickie will lay his hands on a girl
but Bowie got an A for free fight
Almost done, they'll be out soon What are we doing?
Going to watch the reality show Are you a human being?
Quick...
You have no morals and have awful taste and you treat me as a moron
You're the one with no moral standards always treating me as a crazy bitch
Good thing Captain told me other wise I'd still be in a daze
Good thing your friend told me, if not...
Wait, Captain told you...
Yeah...
Dan's your Captain? Yeah
It's all over, all over, brilliant...
You're the one behind all of this
Who told you to date in secret
You nearly screwed everything up, fun...
Good thing we're both smart
Put on some lipstick, you've rubbed some off
You can laugh as much as you want to now
but I doubt whether you'd still be smiling when Madam's done with you
Don't spill the beans about Madam the plan won't work
What are you talking about? What plan? What has that got to do with Madam?
It's all your fault, spilling the beans
It was you who told him everything just in case he wasn't clear about it
I didn't want you to miss out anything
Yes, yes, yes, now it's all clear for him
Did you see how angry he was
Relax, he could still come up with 18 swear words, his heart and lungs
are still functioning okay
No... shouldn't we go check on him?
What's to check? There's nothing to say
why don't you worry about what to say to Madam instead
Damn, it's all my fault... I told my brain to shut up, shut up...
but my lips just wouldn't
This is what is referred to as
Severe Acute Mouth and Brain Coordination Syndrome... It's incurable...
Well, what would you like to have? Whatever...
Stand still! What's up?
Why were you walking up against her?
Apologize! You're crazy
Dan...
Women should shut up when the men are speaking...
Do you know she's the love of my life You walking so close to her
is obviously to trying to touch her
Your lack of respect for her means you have no respect for me either
Apologize now!
Get lost!
Dan!
Outrageous... how can he be like this...
My acting improved a lot, isn't it? Acceptable?
I could definitely do a betterjob in front of your friend. It'll be a sure win for you
But no matter how well I act I know I will never win the prize
Captain, are you okay?
Don't get in the way, I'm watching TV
Don't stay up too late
Sorry, brothers and sisters, I'm busy now
He's not answering
You two know what's up with Madam?
What's up?
I don't know, she came back looking mad and Eddie went in her office for an hour
Look at his face, he must have been told of
Be careful, you two...
Maybe Stud Keung confronted Madam...
No idea
Damn, Stud Keung will definitely tell Madam, we spilt the beans...
I don't know
We better get out of here quickly at lunch
Why?
Otherwise we might bump into her and get scolded by Madam
You still have the time to think about that? Why not figure out how to right the wrong
Come in
Madam, sorry...
Sorry?
It was me, I told Dan you were using him to get rid of Yeung Sir... Sorry...
It's okay, don't worry...
But...
Fa, do you think it's terrible of me to be using Dan like this?
I've never agreed to it, it hurts a lot...
Even though he's a flirt, he also has pride
Have I said too much?
I will clear things up with Joe tonight
and apologize to Dan later
I should never have involved innocent civilians
You're here... where's your boyfriend?
Joe, I'd like to clarify, I'm actually...
Sorry I'm late
this must be Yeung Sir, I'm Dan
I'm here to make it clear to you today, Sam's my girlfriend now
and I hope you'll stop harassing her
You think you're good enough for her?
Joe...
Yeah, I know, I'm poor, I don't have a house, cars or even domestic helpers
but my feelings for Sam are a 100% % true
You love her as much as I do?
I am willing to sacrifice everything for her
Yeah, yeah, yeah, burn photos dump the ring and file for divorce
Give me a break, negatives exist... can't you develop more after burning them?
You could go and get a bigger ring later you could get back together after divorce
Anyways, you were married, had a wife and you still came out and played the field
You have no credibility at all how do you expect Sam to trust you
I know what you're after, one after another
You ask yourself, after all you've done you're trying to satisfy your own desire
Ask yourself if you really want to be with Sam forever
If you do, then why did you break up with her in the very first place?
But I'm different, I honestly love and want to be with Sam
I'm positive I won't burn photos and throw away my ring...
I'm sure I'll marry her I hope to be with her forever
and I will never divorce her... even...
I'm a valet who has nothing
By the way
the key to maintaining a relationship is to respect each other
Ask yourself if you've respected your wife if you've respected Sam...
Shall we go?
Okay, I'm done acting, game over...
Wait, you still helped me even though you knew this was all but a game?
Maybe this is just sportsmanship
since it's a game, I can't leave mid-way
I'll pretend I did a good deed
But you won't get a prize for doing so
Why would a pretty girl like you fall for a plain valet like me, silly me...
Unless it's for my superb parking skills
It's okay, I'm a man
I'm alright to be taken advantage of
If there's nothing else, I'll go...
Dan, are you interested in playing again?
I have a weak heart, I can't play twice
Then we won't play, let's be serious
Come and help, man!
Coming... What the heck? So much stuff
Beer and pop, is there a match on tonight?
Yeah
You intend to get yourself drunk? I can't keep you company
Of course not
I know, you want to be with Stud Keung and drink with him to dull his pain
It's terrible dealing with pain alone
Hopefully the alcohol can dull his pain it's better for him to get it all out
Since it's all out in the open
if anything is to happen, it would have There's no point you getting all anxious
Besides, it's dangerous getting drunk all alone with a man...
What are you talking about?
I'm just reminding you but maybe you want something to happen
Shut up, stop talking...
He's back
You're not in bed yet, madam Fa?
Quickie Yes
Bowie Why so late?
We had an extra class today Are you tired?
I'm knackered, massage a bit? No problem
Quickie, have you heard from your Captain?
No, he didn't answer his phone and he hasn't called me yet
Are you really his mate? Aren't you worried?
He said I shouldn't get involved
Still arguing... Give him a call now, quick!
Call quickly I have to press the buttons...
It's voice-mail again, Fa, don't worry...
Captain will be fine, I'm going back now
Keep calling him, call him a couple times
Go and rest early
You too, sleep early
Fortunately no one has jumped off or burnt any charcoal today... //Good thing it's br
otherwise I might have thought you were actually a ghost
I didn't get any sleep last night
You still won't admit it What?
If you don't have feelings for him you would even sacrifice your youth?
I'm afraid if anything happens to him it would affect my destiny and longevity
You just look tough...
Madam, we thought it was all screwed up but you've still managed it, good for you!
It's all over, but from today onwards I'm officially going out with Dan
Congratulations, Madam...
That's great, I won't have bad fortune
Congratulations, that's great
Get in, I'll give you a lift
Great, Madam, let's go...
In the past year...
Ben Lin only reads and plays ball and has been perfectly well-behaved
He'll be released from jail a month early
According to intelligence...
his group has remained in contact with the Middle East terrorists
We believed they'll be active again once he's released
This case has further development, Eddie...
We've struck a deal with Interpol in France
and they will direct the agent responsible for arranging Ben Lin's firearms deal
back to Hong Kong and this person has agreed to become our tainted witness
and help us convict Ben Lin...
If we can successfully charge him this time
he won't be in jail for only a year and a half
If you'd like an ending for Ben Lin then make sure you protect our witness
Okay? Yes, Madam...
Mr. Lin, the car's over there...
Mr. Lin...
Order some flowers for me
Yes, Mr. Lin
Good morning
Who's so generous? Rachel
You can have the flowers, see who's it from
Ben, but it's for Madam
Madam, flowers for you
For me? From your fans again
It's Ben Lin
Yeah, Ben can be Ben Lin Why did he send flowers?
What does he want?
It means he still wants to play the game
Relax... When did police become scared of criminals?
Throw it away for me
It's been a long time, Mr. Lin
Madam Sung, what a coincidence
Didn't I say we'll meet again? Have a seat
No thank you, my friend is waiting... Right!
I got your flowers, how generous of you
To have your subordinates follow me day in day out, it's so tough for them
The flowers are to show my gratitude
Too bad I'm allergic to flowers I threw them out immediately, sorry!
Too bad, I heard CTU has brought an old friend of mine back to Hong Kong
I'm sorry, CTU issues are confidential
Since you've just been released I hope you can sleep well at night
Thanks for your concern but this game will go on for a long time
You have to be prepared
Madam, how's Flora? It should be Sergeant Yiu Lai-fa instead...
Please tell her I still miss her a lot
Hey brownie, the sheets are two days old change it soon because it smells
What attitude is that, this is not a hotel
I only change the sheets weekly at home
Just call and ask someone to change it later
Also, the one in khaki... the steak's not medium...
and the red wine is not fruity... How can I drink that?
That's how steaks and wine in Hong Kong are why don't we get you some chicken
roast pork and Chinese liquor... or maybe some incense and offerings for you instead
You're good, Fa!
No need to get all worked up with him and try not to make any sense
Madam... Is he alright?
Yeah, he just wants his bed sheets changed
complains about the wine not fruity enough and the steak not cooked to medium
Good, once you've satisfied all his demands you can then get off your shift
Thank you
Miss, you have to return these VCDs tomorrow are you sure you can watch all these?
Mind your own business...
$20, right?
Thanks
Don't switch on the lights
Oh, how romantic, candlelight dinner...
Fa, why not join us if you've not eaten?
No worries, I know what to do
Fa, you're so considerate
If you've got nothing better to do why don't you go and relax at my place?
Good thing you have a heart
What are you doing? Staging a war?
You got here at the right time I can't handle this, I can't handle this
What are you trying to make?
Help, I've asked Madam to come for dinner and I've screwed up everything...
Look at this pork chop!
What are you trying to make? Pasta, pasta...
Pork chop pasta, it's all mushy...
Madam dislike these, you have angel hair?
No... see if there's any over there...
This is it... Good thing I have it!
Ketchup, do you know what you're doing? She hates that, do you have cream sauce?
Really? Cream sauce is here...
Good
Good thing to have you here
What are you doing? Stop standing there like a fossil
why don't I feed you when I'm done?
What should I do?
Throw away... throw away the tomatoes
Trash the tomatoes
Pasta, right
I specially went out to buy a couple movies with your favourite movie stars
Julia Roberts, Al Pacino and Roger Moore too
Yeah...
Having dinner, Mr. Chan?
The preserved fish smells very nice
There's chicken too, you have a good wife
It's for me! Hey, you're back...
What kind of a friend are you? Why didn't you let me know you're back?
I called you first thing getting here
When did you get off the plane? This afternoon
I didn't expect to see you again so soon
A friend referred a client to me we're meeting up the day after
Yeah, this deserves a toast
Still a long way to go
No worries, you're so fit, cheers!
Cheers!
Another one
Cheers
What's the rush...
I'll drink myself
Fa...
That's not enough, down the whole bottle
Damn, my cheeks are so hot...
I'll ask someone for a glass of cold water
But my whole body feels hot
Are you okay, do you need to shower?
No, why don't we go swimming?
Are you okay?
I'm heartbroken
What did you say? I'm heartbroken...
It's my own fault...
I didn't cherish such a good relationship and tormented him so much...
Now that I've lost him, I have to pretend I don't care and want to be friends again
I know... I know I like him
and so I pretended and now he's with Madam
I deserve it, I've lost everything
Not really, at least I'm by your side
What are you talking about
Fa...
I don't know what you're talking about
Fa... Let's not talk anymore, no... no...
Fa... No, I don't want to swim anymore...
Fa...
You go first, no, I'll go first I'm going to eat, I'll be back for you
Don't be silly, suddenly declares his love
with no hint at all, how could he do that?
He must be pissed, everything's fine...
We're just friends having a chat... right...
Relax... relax...
Eddie
Call for an ambulance Yes, sir!
Sam, how did this happen? Do you know how severe this has become?
I want to see legislator Kwan Ching-leung
After the witness was hospitalized he's been extremely unstable
and insists on seeong legislator Kwan Ching-leung
Why specifically Kwan Ching-leung?
Because he wants file a complaint against CTU for misconduct
and violation of freedom he's stirring up trouble
International Human Rights representative Legislator Kwan Ching-leung is perfect
The witness accuses CTU of coaxing him
into falsely testifying against Ben Lin
and he committed suicide because he could no longer stand CTU's torment
This is the witness's statement all very much against CTU
This case is no longer a CTU internal issue
I was just told that the Security Division has set up an internal investigation team
to investigate this case independently
And legislator Kwan Ching-leung will be heading this investigation team
Sam, of course I trust you and your team but you have to deal with this cautiously
Write a good report and give it to me the day after tomorrow
Yes, sir
Mr. Lin, Matt's wife and daughter has arrived safely at the destination
and we've wired the money as well
Also, Mr. Lin, the new bodyguard Wallace Lee is here
Wallace, do you believe in God?
I believe in a higher being but I'm not sure who that is
If I tell you I'm holding a gold coin in my hand, would you believe me?
I would
Why?
Because you would know the clearest what is in your own hand and...
there's no reason for me to doubt you
But if I tell you I'm holding in my hand a 10 cents coin, would you still believe me?
I'd believe that too, because what's in your hand belongs to you too
You have every right to swap it
I have nothing in my hand, which means you've wrongfully believed in me
I did not, because the hand belongs to you
whatever you want to bring out and when is all up to you, I don't have the say
nor the reason to doubt you
Your perception of things is very clear
Good, I like it...
Because I know I have both power and the truth in my hand
I have the ability to own the things I like to do the things I fancy doing
nobody can override me
If I want light, there's light, and if I want electricity, there is electricity
Because I know other than God and I nobody would posess such power
Do you believe in what I just said?
I do